A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."
Escape from Ixerron Keep is here! With your trusty bow and arrow in hand, make your way through dozens of fun and action packed levels from Ixerron Keep. Collect magic items, find hidden rooms, and slay the villainous wizard himself.
Use arrow keys or W,A,S,D to move, pressing UP or W to open doors or activate switches. Use your mouse to aim the bow and click to shoot.
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Description:
Ride our Magician's frightful dream as his stage rabbits plot their revenge.
Instructions:
Drag the friendly bunnies to help the magician avoid the vengeful rabbits and collect the coins for bonus points. Use the mouse.
Use the mouse for listen to the horse singing.
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"Let It Flow" are one of the best games of animals
It was a typical, quiet night in the Serengeti desert.
All the animals forgot their troubles and were snug and sleepy.
All, that is, exept for some troublesome hyenas, out for laugh.
They thought it'd be pretty funny to go and dig up the human's pipework.
Which turned out to be prrety funny...
But not for the people of the village.
Connect the pipes so the water can flow from the pump to the crops and animals without spilling onto the desert floor.
If you don't repair them very quickly the corncobs and the other animals are going to die of thirst.
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